On an honest note, I really don't drink, but I enjoy having as much fun as the next person. I'm 35, married, unavailable and not looking. I welcome friends to my site and hope to meet new friends along the way.
As you can see, my website design looks like a 1980's boutique nightmare. It just adds to my girlish charm and sense of humor. Even though this website is not strictly for adults, 18 and older, I must warn you there is some sarcasm here, as well as the language being somewhat of a PG-13 rating. Also, if you do not have a good sense of humor or you do not have the capability to take things with a grain of salt, I strongly suggest you...
Otherwise, enjoy the website!!